Usapang Matanda

En was cleverly trying to pick out a boy's name.

"Engilbert Junior na lang kaya??"

and the tiny girl (who we thought doesn't have a clue of what we're talking about, and wasn't suppose to be listening because she's uber busy with her Tab) butted in "Ngiiiiiiiiiiiii!".

I laughed. "Ayaw mo ng Engilbert Jr anak?"

"Nooo, El-MO!.... ELMO!!!"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason why you won't leave the name-picking to dads and older siblings.